Maggotpies, ring and stories.
1. Magpies sitting in the top of a birch tree.
2. On my way to work, my phone rings. As I have just passed Rob's work, I am guessing he's calling to say he can see me.
3. In the pub, Rob tries to tell us a story but is interrupted with bawdy comments. 'This is what it must have been like for bards. No wonder they all went off travelling - it was to get away from their bloody friends.'
2. On my way to work, my phone rings. As I have just passed Rob's work, I am guessing he's calling to say he can see me.
3. In the pub, Rob tries to tell us a story but is interrupted with bawdy comments. 'This is what it must have been like for bards. No wonder they all went off travelling - it was to get away from their bloody friends.'
This is an email from 'Matthew':
ReplyDeleteI like the concept of your website, or "blog" as the kids are calling it. Here are my three beautiful things for today:
1. Raindrops on roses
2. Whiskers on kittens
3. Bright copper ket... oh, hang on.
He sounds like a cock to me.
ReplyDeleteJealous, m. chutney? He is married, you know.
ReplyDelete...Or on second thoughts, perhaps M Chutney meant 'Matthew' was a cock? I jumped to conclusions and assumed he meant you, Rob. I think that says a lot about our friendship.
ReplyDeleteI did mean "Matthew", though obviously I don't know "him"- I was just using a naughty word to get attention. I bet "he" is though.
ReplyDeleteOh, the ferret thing... sorry, that's really not very good. C-