1. With my mug of tea, a couple of plain coconut biscuits stamped with NICE and sparkled with sugar grains.
2. I try to explain it by saying that if Daddy declared he was the chosen one and surrounded himself with an unstable cult, I'd probably be very cross because our values had become so different. But also, if Daddy then married a princess who was not me, I would still be deeply hurt. My child is not convinced, as usual -- but I'm sure all will become clear in due course.
3. It was probably fine to have a third cup of coffee, as I'm very much ready to sleep.
