1. The outside of our office building is being painted. Every time I go in or out a different coat in a different colour has been put on.
2. Ed leaves work half an hour before me. I noticed that it was chucking it down with rain and laughed. He replied:
As Clare walks home down the lane
Let there be a hurricane.
Obviously I couldn't let that go and cursed him with:
Cold winds batter Edwin Birch
To make his footsteps veer and lurch.
3. A call from my neighbour Fenella. 'When you get home, can you do me a HUGE favour? Can you pop down and let Andy out of my study?' Apparently, the doorknob had 'come off in his hand.'
I should like to point out that I managed to free myself from Fenellas study before my would be saviour appeared. Men - we're clumsy, but resourseful, and that's a beautiful thing.
ReplyDeleteAndy
It is indeed.
ReplyDeleteNow get back to your revision, or I'll come down and lock you in again.