1. The food that you are allowed to eat while fasting. Bland background foods like rice have intense flavours and textures that you usually ignore..
2. Breaking a fast with beer. It goes straight to your head.
3. An ancient man in the pub. We went to see a band at the top of town, and the crowd was all ages. The oldest man - whose name is Jack - is everyone's favourite. People come up to him and shake his hand. He is very short and bent, wears thick glasses and a big hearing aid. He wears a trim grey jacket and a knitted tank top, with old man trousers right up to his chest. He has more gaps than teeth and he mumbles terribly. He pretends to shove some of the bigger men around, safe in the knowledge that everybody loves him. Every time he passed us, he caught my hand and made me dance with him.
As needed, forgotten cake and syrup.
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