1. My poached egg comes out neat and complete in the slotted spoon.
2. I'm not feeling great -- so I send myself home at 4pm.
3. We're down to the last few episodes of Gravity Falls -- the ones that make Bettany feel frightened or embarrassed for the characters. We watch them, though, because they're great episodes. We can hide under the blanket when it gets scary, and we can safely see how people might handle risky conversations and awkward social situations.
