1. Taking off my drenched trainers and socks.
2. I am not too thorough with the spatula, and once the pudding is in the oven, there's a bowl and whisk for Bettany.
3. To look with some pride on my child's homework.
1. When I turn out a pot, I find fat worms writhing in the soil, and a bright gold centipede, and a handful of bulbs waiting for next year. ...