Writers, editors and editrixes of the newspaper world might be interested in Subbed . 1. On my way to work, the smoky static air fills with falling dots and fluffs and feathers. 2. In the dark part of the afternoon, a leftover box of Christmas chocolates is pulled from a desk draw and passed around. 3. The story of two small German children who were caught waiting for a train to the airport. They explained to amused police that they were running away to Africa to get married. They'd even thought to take the bride's sister along as a witness. Why Africa? The would-be groom, six-year old Mika explained "We wanted to unpack the summer things and then we wanted to go for a bit of a stroll in the sun." I know the feeling, mate.