1. 'Daddy hasn't eaten the Ritter Sport I gave him, and it's his favourite, rum and raisin.'
'That's because it's made of paper, darling.'
2. To pay the dentist and leave.
3. This week, the barman asks if I would like to start a tab.
1. I glance up at Toggl, which I use to track my work, and find that I've made good time writing my bridge news. 2. The steady rain give...