1. 'Daddy hasn't eaten the Ritter Sport I gave him, and it's his favourite, rum and raisin.'
'That's because it's made of paper, darling.'
2. To pay the dentist and leave.
3. This week, the barman asks if I would like to start a tab.
1. Today, after a few damp days, the common is alive with mushrooms and what I learnt on the fungal foray last week has opened that kingdom ...