1. 'Daddy hasn't eaten the Ritter Sport I gave him, and it's his favourite, rum and raisin.'
'That's because it's made of paper, darling.'
2. To pay the dentist and leave.
3. This week, the barman asks if I would like to start a tab.
1. It is cold (although less chill than it has been) and cloudy (although less grey than it has been) and a robin sings loudly from the top ...