1. 'Daddy hasn't eaten the Ritter Sport I gave him, and it's his favourite, rum and raisin.'
'That's because it's made of paper, darling.'
2. To pay the dentist and leave.
3. This week, the barman asks if I would like to start a tab.
Every day I want to record three things that have given me pleasure. This 3BT site is the original Three Beautiful Things.
1. The way polling stations appear overnight, apparently constructed from office supplies, and then vanish again at the end of the day. 2. T...