1. Taking off my drenched trainers and socks.
2. I am not too thorough with the spatula, and once the pudding is in the oven, there's a bowl and whisk for Bettany.
3. To look with some pride on my child's homework.
1. I'm up in the small hours making a hot water bottle. While I wait for the kettle to boil, I lift the blind and see a fat moon and a s...