1. Half loaves of French bread - they were made for single girls.
2. Beautiful South's cover of You're the one that I want. It is so haunting that it makes me forget the song ever had anything to do with Grease.
3. My new scarf. It's soft and the colour of the dust under my bed. It was reduced from £60 to £10. I'm just going to have to write that again. It was reduced from £60 to £10.
Squat, missing knife and named.
1. Thinking as I hold a squat that I couldn't have done this six weeks ago. 2. The missing knife is found -- it was in the cake tin, rat...
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1. An enormous fat bumble bee at work. She is so bulky that she can knock dead blossoms out of the way as she gets right in to the new jasmi...
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1. The shortest night and the longest day. I was up at Wellington Rocks with Anna, Paul and Jason. We couldn't see the sun through the m...
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1. I promised myself I wouldn't moan and grumble about it -- but I do. And as if by magic, a very kind friend produces the required blaz...