1. The blue and white mug that He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named gave me for Christmas and which I use for my work tea. It's so much nicer than the communal mugs which are scummed with brown rings. And one of them has a picture of a Scotsman's bottom on it.
2. Receiving praise for the way I have conducted my love life. For once.
3. When decorative men come up to enquire whether or not PaulV is homosexual.
