1. Crispy bacon.
2. Bass mandolins. Mandolins are tinny and a bit annoying. Bass mandolins are deep and sexy. Although not as sexy as, say, a 'cello, because they have huge bottoms.
3. The bass player from Fairport Convention sticking his plectrum to his bald head when he wasn't using it.
Crust, donuts and wait.
1. Stirring the brewing coffee to break the floating crust and bring up the crema. 2. We have donuts to give the children at teatime. 3. Th...
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1. Stirring the brewing coffee to break the floating crust and bring up the crema. 2. We have donuts to give the children at teatime. 3. Th...
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1. An enormous fat bumble bee at work. She is so bulky that she can knock dead blossoms out of the way as she gets right in to the new jasmi...
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1. The shortest night and the longest day. I was up at Wellington Rocks with Anna, Paul and Jason. We couldn't see the sun through the m...