Saturday, February 12, 2005

Bacon, strings and slap.

1. Crispy bacon.

2. Bass mandolins. Mandolins are tinny and a bit annoying. Bass mandolins are deep and sexy. Although not as sexy as, say, a 'cello, because they have huge bottoms.


3. The bass player from Fairport Convention sticking his plectrum to his bald head when he wasn't using it.

Crust, donuts and wait.

 1. Stirring the brewing coffee to break the floating crust and bring up the crema. 2. We have donuts to give the children at teatime. 3. Th...