1. Crispy bacon.
2. Bass mandolins. Mandolins are tinny and a bit annoying. Bass mandolins are deep and sexy. Although not as sexy as, say, a 'cello, because they have huge bottoms.
3. The bass player from Fairport Convention sticking his plectrum to his bald head when he wasn't using it.
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