1. Writing instructions. I'm writing a help file for work and the words go down very easily. I think it must appeal to my bossiness. Or possibly I get it from my grandmother - her seaside house was full of instructions: 'Window keys on piano'. 'Close lid on loo before opening cupboard or contents may fall in.' 'Kettle may be hot.'
2. Vacuuming up the little piles of ash and matches left after burning incense.
3. The way a good tidy-up makes the flat look about four times bigger.
As needed, forgotten cake and syrup.
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