1. I put the last of the stewed strawberries on my cereal to turn the milk pink.
2. Rosey disappears into the bathroom. A moment later, she shouts through the door: "I think I've got internalised tattooing disease and logopetria." I start to wonder what she's up to... and then remember that I left my copy of The Thackery T. Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric and Discredited Diseases in there.
3. My father apologises for the tiny bunch of sweetpeas; but even the brave few have perfumed the kitchen.