1. A day off means not racing through the bathroom.
2. When I thank the cleaner for her two of hours of work, she looks round the room, smiles, and says 'Enjoy'.
3. The Badger Trust sends a sheet of stickers reading 'I love badgers.' I
Cash, work and sofa.
1. Our bank has given every customer £100, which is a pleasant thing to find in our accounts. 2. This edit of a sweet romantic novel is flyi...
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1. The shortest night and the longest day. I was up at Wellington Rocks with Anna, Paul and Jason. We couldn't see the sun through the m...
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1. Oli has written a poem describing how Tunbridge Wells makes him veer between wanting to fall in love and wanting to shoot people. Which i...
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1. The cottage across the carpark is covered in scaffolding. Now that the roofers have gone home, the family has climbed up to see the view ...