1. Alec's chin is just about higher than the table. The waitress says: "You're very grown-up coming out for breakfast."
2. Alec's faith in my art skills: "Mummy draw hellercopter."
"Mummy draw scary wicked witch."
"Mummy draw Baby Loey."
"Mummy draw tiny baby Alec."
"Mummy draw barber lip lip Alec Daddy knee." The last is a masterpiece, if you ask me, showing our boy on Nick's knee having his hair cut -- but Alec says he looks like a little girl.
3. For some reason, I really want toast and Marmite. It tastes so good when I make some.