Sunday, June 20, 2004

Cleaning, freakshow and the benefits of adulthood.

1. I cleaned my kitchen floor. It is a different colour and there are no longer fluffs the size of your fist under the computer.

2. The accountant at the Duke of York who whipped out his hem-hem to show off the 16 piercings to three slack-jawed friends.

3. Learning the words to the last two verses of Seven Drunken Nights.

Heather, portfolio and expand.

1. There are drifts of mauve heather blossom here and there on the common where the trees have been cleared to open up heathland. 2. I rathe...