Sunday, June 20, 2004

Cleaning, freakshow and the benefits of adulthood.

1. I cleaned my kitchen floor. It is a different colour and there are no longer fluffs the size of your fist under the computer.

2. The accountant at the Duke of York who whipped out his hem-hem to show off the 16 piercings to three slack-jawed friends.

3. Learning the words to the last two verses of Seven Drunken Nights.

End at the beginning, whistler and no pressure.

1. To start the day by finishing a book. 2. I'm sure we knew that the emergency kettle is a whistling one; but we'd forgotten since ...