1. A gi-normous, and I do mean gi-normous - it's about the size of my head - dried spikey pufferfish that I see through a basement window I pass on my way to work. It's sitting on a plate on someone's dining room table.
2. A thrush - they're the ones with the speckly breasts - hopping around on the grass with a beakful of something wriggly.
3. Putting my trousers back on after having my legs waxed.
