Friday, May 25, 2012

No card, better length and through the door.

1. In one shop there is a musician playing a song about not being able to get over someone, and an area surrounded by a white plastic fence. Inside are some cakes and some wine and some people sitting in rows of seats that are too close together. There is a sign saying: "Exclusive event for reward cardholders only." I don't have a reward card.

2. The hairdresser pauses and says: "It hangs much better at this length, doesn't it." I am in complete agreement,  having lived with the wrong length for six weeks.

3. When I go to pick Alec up I see through the glass door that he is in the rocking chair having a cuddle with the nursery manager.

Escape, tulips and samosa.

1. This morning, I'm piling into a car with friends to escape into the Weald, where we will visit a garden planted with 45,000 tulips. 2...