1. Alec puts his hand on the bathroom door and says: "Dor! Dor."
2. I have a tiny crimson mole on my chest -- it's about the size of a pin head. When Alec has some bub he often puts a finger over it to hide it, and then reveals it again.
3. Nick is quite right -- throwing all the dirty laundry down the stairs is the funniest thing ever.
Cash, work and sofa.
1. Our bank has given every customer £100, which is a pleasant thing to find in our accounts. 2. This edit of a sweet romantic novel is flyi...
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1. The shortest night and the longest day. I was up at Wellington Rocks with Anna, Paul and Jason. We couldn't see the sun through the m...
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1. Oli has written a poem describing how Tunbridge Wells makes him veer between wanting to fall in love and wanting to shoot people. Which i...
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1. The cottage across the carpark is covered in scaffolding. Now that the roofers have gone home, the family has climbed up to see the view ...