1. Alec puts his hand on the bathroom door and says: "Dor! Dor."
2. I have a tiny crimson mole on my chest -- it's about the size of a pin head. When Alec has some bub he often puts a finger over it to hide it, and then reveals it again.
3. Nick is quite right -- throwing all the dirty laundry down the stairs is the funniest thing ever.
Dates, from the slopes and esoteric zine.
1. To eat a few fat sweet dates with my coffee. 2. A video showing careful, elegant parallel turns comes home from the dry slope before they...
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1. An enormous fat bumble bee at work. She is so bulky that she can knock dead blossoms out of the way as she gets right in to the new jasmi...
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1. The shortest night and the longest day. I was up at Wellington Rocks with Anna, Paul and Jason. We couldn't see the sun through the m...
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1. I promised myself I wouldn't moan and grumble about it -- but I do. And as if by magic, a very kind friend produces the required blaz...