1. Coming into the sitting room in the morning while the curtains are still drawn.
2. A chocolate cookie with my first coffee of the day.
3. I had a return ticket this morning, and now I don't. Luckily, although the barrier objects to my offering it the outward portion, the attendant hardly looks and zaps me through. The inspector on the train spots that I am covering the word 'out' with my thumb, winks at me and lets it pass.