1. I am on the phone so I miss out on the calls for the tea round. But a mug of redbush-with-no-milk is brought to my desk anyway.
2. In the pub is a short man wearing low slung jeans -- the back pockets must be somewhere about his knees and the waistband looped around his bum -- a pornstar moustache and a trilby hat.
3. Looking up at the clock and seeing that it is exactly midnight.
To paraphrase a cheeky yankism, "I don't care what you call my book, as long as you buy it and read it." (from "I don't care what you call me, as long as you call me for dinner.") Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteDread
Still love reading, Clare!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure 2 is really beautiful, perhaps the bum was cute!
ReplyDeleteJaney -- He just made me laugh, so that's why he got in.
ReplyDeleteDread -- I'm going to use that quote as much as possible from now on.
Michelle -- Thank you!