The book mentioned in Thursday's post is I can do it by Louise L. Hay.
1. A colleague hoots his horn and leaps out of the traffic to pull up on the other side of the road.
2. I want to say 'no, I'm not all right,' but I don't. We talk of other things, and the feeling subsides.
3. Two young mums are giggling at a flirtacious old boy chatting to the geordie lass who is driving our bus. She asks him if he is going anywhere nice. 'No. Just a bowls meeting.'
'A bowels meeting?'
The young mums (and I) almost explode as he goes on to describe all the different places he likes to play bowls.