1. Alec and I put some birdseed out, and now there are two fat doves in the garden. He's entranced. I hope he doesn't think birds grow from birdseed.
2. I take home a slice of cake from Juliet's and eat it. I feel like a leopard dragging its kill into a tree to stop lions from stealing it.
3. A very tired boy who falls asleep before I can get him into his bath and doesn't wake when I put his pyjamas on.