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1. Breaking the skin of a tomato with the tip of a sharp knife.
2. A park full of people watching unlikely flying machines throwing themselves into the Serpentine.
3. In the Grove a tiny person in a green jumper escapes from its mother and, shouting 'Da da da da', runs towards the stream of people coming up from the station.