With the baby, boys together and daddy's boy.

1. She says to me: "His crying bothers you more than it bothers me. Don't worry about it." To Alec she says: "Let's put you on mummy's chest while I adjust her legs." I love my chiropractor.

2. When I come back from moving the pram out of the way, Jo has put Alec next to her little boy under a cloudy white blanket in the baby gym.

3. As the Hawaii-50 theme ends, Alec's nappy rumbles ominously. "Change him, Daddo," I say to Nick, and he laughs.