1. Getting a load of rubbish out of our house. The thing I really like about the dump is seeing the guys who work there going over whatever you've just thrown out and carrying certain things off for secret purposes of their own.
2. My three pairs of boots lined up neatly with boot stretchers in them.
3. My mother brings me a ginger cake. There is a large hole in one edge where persons unknown have picked at it on the way over.