The wonderful Nick is taking me away for a few days of afternoon teas, very large baths, huge dinners and massages. Normal service will resume after we get back.
On Monday, I'm hosting a leg of the It is just you, everything's not shit tour.
1. The sound of sheep munching.
2. A mole hill that is still fresh.
3. Towards the end of the day, a sudden storm lashes the windows. At first, after so many crisp sunny days, we are confused by the sound.
As needed, forgotten cake and syrup.
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