1. My invoices fly out and the month's money comes flying in. But like a weary air traffic controller, I divert quite a lot of it out again into the joint account.
2. Plaiting extensions into her hair for her Wednesday Addams costume.
3. Aunty Katie appears at the door for trick or treat and soon we're drinking vodka with the blood-coloured Dracola we bought for the children's Halloween supper.
