1. She has fallen asleep in the drawing room. A carer comes by and moves her glasses to a safer spot.
2. It's a dead leaf on the platform. No, it's a large frog taking the air on a mild February night.
3. Outside the hotel on the corner, two men are smoking and talking quietly in the dark. The smell of their weed has something to say.
As needed, forgotten cake and syrup.
1. I promised myself I wouldn't moan and grumble about it -- but I do. And as if by magic, a very kind friend produces the required blaz...
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1. An enormous fat bumble bee at work. She is so bulky that she can knock dead blossoms out of the way as she gets right in to the new jasmi...
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1. The shortest night and the longest day. I was up at Wellington Rocks with Anna, Paul and Jason. We couldn't see the sun through the m...
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1. Oli has written a poem describing how Tunbridge Wells makes him veer between wanting to fall in love and wanting to shoot people. Which i...