1. 'Daddy hasn't eaten the Ritter Sport I gave him, and it's his favourite, rum and raisin.'
'That's because it's made of paper, darling.'
2. To pay the dentist and leave.
3. This week, the barman asks if I would like to start a tab.
1. A windowsill full of glossy houseplants. 2. I've had to wait for my lunch while we unload a grocery delivery. The shepherd's pie ...