1. 'Daddy hasn't eaten the Ritter Sport I gave him, and it's his favourite, rum and raisin.'
'That's because it's made of paper, darling.'
2. To pay the dentist and leave.
3. This week, the barman asks if I would like to start a tab.
1. Waving off the last of our sleepover guests. Now we are free to be tired and grumpy. 2. A bunch of sweet peas -- bright stained glass col...