1. Taking off my drenched trainers and socks.
2. I am not too thorough with the spatula, and once the pudding is in the oven, there's a bowl and whisk for Bettany.
3. To look with some pride on my child's homework.
1. I float in a bath the colour of the deep sea listening to the instructions for a blue-themed writing workshop. 2. Just as Traitors gets...