1. Our neighbour sees the mud spatters drying on my over trousers and says, 'You've been on the common, haven't you.'
2. Snipping parsley into my soup.
3. We find that we are enjoying our stories so much that we need a third round of drinks.
1. I start to say no because I've already eaten breakfast and I don't want the work of cooking French toast for everyone else -- but...