Saturday, February 12, 2005

Bacon, strings and slap.

1. Crispy bacon.

2. Bass mandolins. Mandolins are tinny and a bit annoying. Bass mandolins are deep and sexy. Although not as sexy as, say, a 'cello, because they have huge bottoms.


3. The bass player from Fairport Convention sticking his plectrum to his bald head when he wasn't using it.

Shut in, three quick strokes and event.

1. I'm with the glossy white-haired ladies in hot pink and emerald green and china blue linen waiting for the department store to open i...