Saturday, January 01, 2005

Anti grav, inappropriate crockery and hnort.

1. Because I had been knocking back the mulled wine my senses were a bit softer than normal. When midnight came I opened the fizzy wine and the corks seems to float between my hand and the mouth of the bottle for minutes.

2. Drinking whiskey out of coffee cups. I told my guests that they were Japanese spirit cups. I think they were fooled.

3. When you are drunk and you say something completely crass that causes drink nose squirting laughter among your listeners. And you can't remember what it was you said the next morning.