1. There were unsupervised children everywhere - I saw two little girls walking back from the supermarket, each with a plastic bag full of sweets and comics; and three small boys were charging round the Grove carrying a length of metal pipe between them; and three kids in Calverley Rec had set up a game involving little plastic tiles on one of the paths.
2. Jon's latest comforting saying: 'It's better to be a star on a cloudy night than a teardrop in the rain.'
3. Other people's chips.