1. I'm going to the Isle of Wight Festival. Caroline texted me yesterday and asked if I would join her and Ian as they had room in their car and a spare tent. I said 'Yes' without even thinking.
2. Giggling for ten minutes after discovering that someone came on to this site on a Google search for 'force fed cock'. NB - don't run this search - I have already done it in The Interests of Science and the results are frankly disgusting.
3. A freshly made bed, when the duvet is smooth and the pillows conceal my nightie, blanket and the piles of books I sleep with.
