1. He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named brings to work fridge cake full of pecans and laced with brandy.
2. Finding out that a former colleague has ditched his crazy pscyho girlfriend and is now safely back with his parents.
3. A tangerine with pips in it.
Shut in, three quick strokes and event.
1. I'm with the glossy white-haired ladies in hot pink and emerald green and china blue linen waiting for the department store to open i...
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1. The shortest night and the longest day. I was up at Wellington Rocks with Anna, Paul and Jason. We couldn't see the sun through the m...
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1. Oli has written a poem describing how Tunbridge Wells makes him veer between wanting to fall in love and wanting to shoot people. Which i...
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1. The cottage across the carpark is covered in scaffolding. Now that the roofers have gone home, the family has climbed up to see the view ...