1. The track runs along an embankment between two ponds. I can see ducks on both, but they can't see each other, so they quack loudly to stay in touch.
2. Doing the crossword with my grandmother over the phone. She says that the secret of a long life is the Telegraph crossword.
3. My computer is not very happy, but that's OK, because while it defrags, I catch up with a few postcards.