1. Living alone because no-one accuses you of embezzlement when you eat the nose of the brie.
2. The Scarlet Pimpernell. I can never resist a gentleman adventurer, and the tight trousers and caperesque escapes make Clive Donner's 1982 film as welcome as a last-minute rescue.
3. Walking home late at night I run into a friend, so we walk together. Company is always good on a dark road.
Empty, easy win and wait for it.
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